PLEASE NOTE: Due to COVID-19, some items that typically ship from NYC might instead ship from our UK office. We are doing this at no extra charge to customers, but orders might take longer than usual to fulfill. We can not guarantee any delivery dates at this time. Thank you for your understanding & support during this tough time.
Interested in a special personalized shout-out from Brendan B Brown? Have a friend or family member you want to wish a happy birthday, anniversary, graduation, etc? Check us out on Cameo.
Clothing
A green tee with the big graffiti "W" on it. Look more closely and you'll see that "W" is made from the word "Wheatus" typed over and over again. There's levels to it, see.
A premium & super comfy zip-up grey hoodie. The front features the Wheatus logo in white, just over your heart (where it belongs), and the back features the big graffiti "W" in white.
As featured in the lego music video for "Only You." Don't worry. The boybands can't hurt you anymore.
Unisex cut. Declare yourself a Dirtbag for life. It's okay if you aren't a teenager any more... neither are we. The back features the Wheatus logo just above your butt... so we're sorry if people stare.
Women's cut. Declare yourself a Dirtbag for life. It's okay if you aren't a teenager any more... neither are we. The back features the Wheatus logo just above your butt... so we're sorry if people stare.
The song Teenage Dirtbag is twenty years old. It is all grown up and no longer a teenager. Are you also entering adulthood? Reassure your friends and family that this changes nothing with our new "Dirtbag For Life" shirt, and smoothly transition into a new era of dirtbag pride.
We will be taking orders for this design until September 1st, 2020, and will only print to order. After that date these will no longer be available. So don't wait, ya hear?
Your purchase includes a free download of the new Teenage Dirtbag 2020 / Mope single.
Posters
A very special poster commemorating the band's return to South Africa in April 2019, designed by Cape Town based artist Anja Venter (https://www.nannaventer.co.za). These were meant to be sold exclusively at two festivals played, but when one of them was called off early due to rain, we had some extras. From a limited run of only 65 copies, each one of these is hand-numbered and signed by the artist & the band. Printed on heavy-duty A3 paper, suitable for framing. EXTREMELY LIMITED QUANTITIES AVAILABLE!
Vinyl
Pressed in a limited, hand-numbered run of only 100 copies on pink 7" vinyl. 45RPM playback for maximum audio fidelity.
Two lost mixes from the "Hand Over Your Loved Ones" sessions, made in the summer of 2002. These were done by Brendan on a quadrophonic Neve console... they didn't make the cut as the final album was mixed by someone else, and were temporarily lost to the ages. After being recently rediscovered, we thought they sounded so fresh that you just needed to hear for yourself. Dig in.
